Pearls of Teenage Wisdom

I was walking behind two teenage girls during a recent trip to a local mall. They couldn't have been more than 15 years old. At one point, one of them turned to the other and said:

"It's not that I'm closing myself off to all future relationships. I'm just taking some time to figure out who I am. I mean, who is 'Becky,' anyway?"

I wanted to tell her that "Becky" is a melodramatic teenager, but she didn't ask.