Pearls of Teenage Wisdom

With confirmed cases of swine flu flurrying about, one of the schools in our school system has been shut down for the last week or so. Our students found out today that those students aren't going to have to make up the days they're missing. A few kids today suggested that "someone" become infected with said flu, so our school would also have a few free days off. "C'mon, Mrs. S.," they begged. "Take one for the team."