As I was mentally preparing myself for the torture that is Back-to-School night, Matt sent me this email (forgive the vulgarity, but sometimes it just works too well):
"Capitalization Matters: It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
3 comments:
LOL! I think I've seen that before, but it is just as funny the second time around!
Oh, Matt. You know your wife so well and know what kind of jokes work with her. Love it!
. . .and WHY is it that the examples which would REALLY make kids remember a rule are totally unusable in class? I had a wonderful paper on The Crucible where the student wrote that John Proctor was "well hung" because of his beliefs. Couldn't use that one either. SAD :(
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